Dear Miss Manners...
The other day I was looking at magazines at a local newsstand, trying to decide between Newsweek and Time. I looked up and saw a gentleman slip behind the beaded curtain that separates the Perv Nook from the rest of the reading material. I realized, to my horror, that it was a co-worker, out to score some hard-core porn on his lunch hour. I put my head down and left the store quickly.
What is the etiquette in such a situation? Should I have greeted him? How can I ever shake his hand again without wondering where it's been? Is it wrong to expect colleagues to buy their porn on the way home instead of 2 blocks from the office?
Just wondering

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